tough day at the office

"I was rolling around that place like a bloody Tasmanian devil and taking photos like you wouldn't believe. I was the hardest worker there between 12.30 and 1pm and if anyone deserved a coffee, it was me."

the eternal paradox

“Logic can be, sometimes, misleading…”

whatever floats your boat

“It hits a nerve and rings a bell."
Andy on the strong points of his fave magazine ad

the black hole

“I need to do some intellectual stuff. My brain capacity’s dwindling at a rate that’s equivalent to the ever expanding Universe. That’s pretty quick!”

fond farewell

“You should make like a chicken and leave.”

all in the family

“Why don’t you go home, put your keys in a basket and go, ‘Recognise that, Dad?’”
Andy on how to find out if your Dad is a swinger

friday blues

“Well the weekend’s just gone from worse to shit.”
Andy at 5 o’clock on Friday after learning his plan to have ‘a few jars’ with a mate on the train is no more