“It’s what is known as a faux pas.”
Andy on the questionable decision to place the emergency exit sign above the entry to the tiny Board Room which has no way out
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
all I need is the air that I breathe...
"We need an oxygen tank in 'ere..."
Andy attempts to explain the afternoon slump
[Natalie yawns]
Andy: "[anxiously] Geez, leave some for someone else - there's not enough to go 'round in 'ere!"
Andy attempts to explain the afternoon slump
[Natalie yawns]
Andy: "[anxiously] Geez, leave some for someone else - there's not enough to go 'round in 'ere!"
it's a girl thing
"Marie Claire, right? Was that, like, two chicks who started that up?"
After a long silence Andy weighs in at an almost all-girl brainstorming session for a new athletics mag aimed at women
After a long silence Andy weighs in at an almost all-girl brainstorming session for a new athletics mag aimed at women
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
silky smooth for spring
"I think my legs are starting to self-shave," Andy announces, pulling up his jeans-leg. "My calves are all shiny..."
andy's theory of relativity
"Green tea tastes like sesame oil. I like sesame oil. Therefore, I like green tea."
Andy contemplates the strange new beverage he has been handed at the morning meeting
Andy contemplates the strange new beverage he has been handed at the morning meeting
mojo returns
“Yeah, you might hurt Tiff, but I might snap...”
Andy is tentative about his return to lunchtime runs
LATER...
Andy: “Yeah, I’m excited! I’m f---ing pumped!”
Loz: “Are you gonna make it Andy?”
Andy: [sounding less pumped now] “I don’t know...”
Andy is tentative about his return to lunchtime runs
LATER...
Andy: “Yeah, I’m excited! I’m f---ing pumped!”
Loz: “Are you gonna make it Andy?”
Andy: [sounding less pumped now] “I don’t know...”
one for the girls
“Lib-brah, Lee-Bra...” Anna tries out variations on a client’s name
"Imagine if your name was Lee Bra," Andy muses. "If my surname was Turner and I had a daughter, I’d call her Paige! Do you get it?"
"Imagine if your name was Lee Bra," Andy muses. "If my surname was Turner and I had a daughter, I’d call her Paige! Do you get it?"
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