very busy and important

Loz: “Andy, you could do that now.”
Andy: “Suddenly I feel like a VB.”
Loz: “It would take three minutes.”
Andy: “I don’t have three minutes. Currently, I’m walking to the printer...”

how many can you do?

“Don’t shoot the messenger, alright, but better the devil you know. Bring back Connex. I’m sick to the back teeth of it.”
Andy achieves a new personal best in cliché concentration

hey, big spender

On the train ride home, Andy tells Leigh-Ann that on the weekend he did something he's never done before.
“That sounds interesting, what was it?”
“I bought two items of clothing in one go. I was unstoppable.”

photo finish

"Look at that, someone submitted a picture of a lamb, that's pitiful. I have a picture of a tree, should I have submitted that and called it 'Country Victoria'?"
According to Andy, some entries in Tourism Australia's 'There's Nothing Like Australia' photo comp leave a lot to be desired

newsflash

"Andy supercedes British tabloids... no, no, Andy trumps British tabloids!"
Andy saves time by writing his own blog caption for his winning political headline: 'Black Day For Brown'

blessed is he who forgets his own jokes, for he will never cease to be amused

“Well, whoever said that, it was funny.”
Andy, temporarily struck by amnesia, on having one of his own quotes explained to him

friday arvo wrap up

"You don't need to reinvent the wheel you just need to loosen the knot."

"I have a fleeting brain."

"It's just trying to express its feelings, orright?"
Andy fielding complaints about a particularly repetitive Depeche Mode track

"This place is getting more contrived every day."
The pressure of his new role as Human Quote Generator begins to get to Andy