notes from the train

Armed with his new iPhone, Andy braves the arduous, trans-Yarra journey from Greensy to Armadale...

A: Currently at Jolimont
A: Yet again the trains are my undoing
A: Currently at Flinders and no sight of a fricken train

L: What?! I heard our public transport system was flawless!

A: Train just pulled in 10 mins late but has decided it does not want to take passengers

L: It's taking one passenger: the train driver!

A: Now a platform change
A: Now on train 14 mins late
A: It's now 30 mins since Jolimont
A: It could end up becoming an express and not stopping at Armadale

L: Is the train express or not? Just head to Frankston and start selling drugs

A: Train just arrived at Armadale... start walking

Andy [walking through the door]: There you have it! I've just walked you through a morning in the life of Andy...