one way

“It’s what is known as a faux pas.”
Andy on the questionable decision to place the emergency exit sign above the entry to the tiny Board Room which has no way out

all I need is the air that I breathe...

"We need an oxygen tank in 'ere..."
Andy attempts to explain the afternoon slump

[Natalie yawns]

Andy: "[anxiously] Geez, leave some for someone else - there's not enough to go 'round in 'ere!"

it's a girl thing

"Marie Claire, right? Was that, like, two chicks who started that up?"
After a long silence Andy weighs in at an almost all-girl brainstorming session for a new athletics mag aimed at women

silky smooth for spring

"I think my legs are starting to self-shave," Andy announces, pulling up his jeans-leg. "My calves are all shiny..."

andy's theory of relativity

"Green tea tastes like sesame oil. I like sesame oil. Therefore, I like green tea."
Andy contemplates the strange new beverage he has been handed at the morning meeting

mojo returns

“Yeah, you might hurt Tiff, but I might snap...”
Andy is tentative about his return to lunchtime runs

LATER...

Andy: “Yeah, I’m excited! I’m f---ing pumped!”
Loz: “Are you gonna make it Andy?”
Andy: [sounding less pumped now] “I don’t know...”

one for the girls

“Lib-brah, Lee-Bra...” Anna tries out variations on a client’s name

"Imagine if your name was Lee Bra," Andy muses. "If my surname was Turner and I had a daughter, I’d call her Paige! Do you get it?"