Wednesday, May 25, 2011

pennywise

“You know what I saw this morning on the train? As I leaned across and looked over someone’s shoulder at the paper (that’s called frugality and cost effectiveness)…”

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

somewhere o'er the rainbow

ANDY: I saw something the other day that would blow your mind, I bet you’ve never seen anything like it in your lives, any of you!
NAT: That's a lot of build up, Andy...
ANDY: It was a rainbow, it came out of the ocean as we were driving and hit the escarpment. It was probably shining on the head of some ferret.
CASSY: [bewildered] Why a ferret?
ANDY: They like to burrow.