angeisms

“He used to cop it at school, the canteen lady used to write ‘Coon’ instead of ‘Con’, he used to crack it…”
Ange laughs at the memory of his brother's tuck shop angst

“I don’t blame him," Cassy sympathises. "Did she learn eventually?”

“Hey, she was working in the kitchen with the cheese and stuff, it’s an easy mistake.”
Ange, suddenly conciliatory

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“I use ‘Ange’ on my license, is that a no-no?
“I don’t think so, as long as you use your real name on your passport. What do you use on your passport?”
“Ange-lo.”
“So what’s your real name?”
“I don’t know…”

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After Ange shares the heartbreaking true story of his pet dog who was poisoned by angry neighbours when Ange was just 12, Sim mentions a pet cat she had who died from eating snail pellets.

“Cats don’t bark...” Ange, confused

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“Move your guns!” Sue to Ange

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*Ange is in Andy's seat this week